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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

How To Survive a Python Attack

Recently, there has been more and more reports of pythons attacking hikers in the south east United States. Here are three steps you can take to ensure your survival.
You will need to be quick, because it can be all over in a matter of 30 seconds.
Step 1: Cover the python's mouth with clothing. I would recommend using a shirt. You want to cut off one of the animals senses.

Step 2: Take a deep breath and hold;  The python is trying to squeeze the air out of you, so keep holding the breath in until you are free. The worst thing you can do is try to pry the snake off of you.

Step 3: Bite the snake's tail; this is a battle for dominance, and the snake will know then who has won. Clamp your choppers into the tail of the snake, and it should go slithering back to it's mommy.

I hope I have helped you out. Stay tuned, because more tips will be on their way.


  1. good to know, but i dont think theres pythons in my area thankfully!

    your friend,