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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dealing with police

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

What Im up to now, and why i've been on hiatus

As many of my youtube subscribers know, i've "quit" playing rock band. In actuality this statement is false, i've been trying to do better in school, due to the fact that i'm failing Geometry and English. (it went from a 95% to a 55% in 2 weeks... FML) anyhow, once my grades improve, i'll be more than happy to return to plastic drum godliness. I did enjoy PAX while I was there and met moomoo, hellashes, ganonmetroid, and brockbfball. I love them all and we kicked ass on the stage.
^_^ thx for reading

What Im up to now, and why i've been on hiatus

As many of my youtube subscribers know, i've "quit" playing rock band. In actuality this statement is false, i've been trying to do better in school, due to the fact that i'm failing Geometry and English. (it went from a 95% to a 55% in 2 weeks... FML) anyhow, once my grades improve, i'll be more than happy to return to plastic drum godliness. I did enjoy PAX while I was there and met moomoo, hellashes, ganonmetroid, and brockbfball. I love them all and we kicked ass on the stage.
^_^ thx for reading

Thursday, March 3, 2011

It's been a while :3 (Im gonna be on G4?????)

Hey, wow... sorry y'all I have so much to say.
Ok, so, as some of you know, I could be appearing on G4TV next weekend.
Why? you may ask. Well kind sir or madam, I am pretty... 1337 at rockband,
and have been invited to face off against the best of the best at PAX east. If I'm
lucky, Saturday, March 12th, I could be broadcast across the country as a kick ass drumma
let's hope the pressure won't make me crack
Secondly, I found this Hirrarious "Unreleased" NES game that's been blowin up the interwebs
It's name you may ask? Why "Doki Doki Toshokan - Gatsby no Monogatari"; The Great Gatsby for NES
if you haven't seen it link here
http://greatgatsbygame.com/
or, check out the rockin' chiptune tracks from the game
http://goo.gl/fPq4V
Thx, I hope to be blogging soon. :3

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The battle hymn of the STFU

just a quick rant here:
I cannot stand the tiger mother craze that swepped the nation a week back. It seemed like everything from school, to the Colbert Report was covering this shit.
I think what gets me most agitated is the instant memedom this woman has obtained for simply being strict.
I was raised in a strict household. Was I ever beaten? no, my mother enjoyed emotional abuse rather than physical. I can honestly say i would have rather been beaten. The emotional scars these children will be left with will haunt them for the rest of their lives. And I'm sure, these tactics could have worked in China, but here in A-Murika, where even the fattest of workers can be happy, they are just going to wind up dissapointed. All-in-all fuck the media, and fuck the establishment
I'm out

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

How To Survive a Python Attack

Recently, there has been more and more reports of pythons attacking hikers in the south east United States. Here are three steps you can take to ensure your survival.
You will need to be quick, because it can be all over in a matter of 30 seconds.
Step 1: Cover the python's mouth with clothing. I would recommend using a shirt. You want to cut off one of the animals senses.

Step 2: Take a deep breath and hold;  The python is trying to squeeze the air out of you, so keep holding the breath in until you are free. The worst thing you can do is try to pry the snake off of you.

Step 3: Bite the snake's tail; this is a battle for dominance, and the snake will know then who has won. Clamp your choppers into the tail of the snake, and it should go slithering back to it's mommy.

I hope I have helped you out. Stay tuned, because more tips will be on their way.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Alright, sorry about today

Sorry about my mood today, it was rather uneventful, and I was feeling anxty, anywhoozle, starting tomorrow, I will be giving out tips on how to be the best you can be. How to get the girl, how to excel at a skill, and how to love life in general. I hope you are all ready for a nice change of pace. Thank you